Hip AA's Where Are You?

Alright... So someone seriously needed to do it, right? Stylish self proclaimed asshole here just trying to link up with other fellows in AA. Don't care if I wear jorts, ride a shwinn sprint, and have a cooler haircut than you it's just who I am... but sometimes it would be pretty good to hear from people a little bit more like me. That whole "I put the plug in the jug, and now life's a bed of roses" old cowboy routine? Give me a break. Life's tough, you're crazy. Just wanting to share stories and hear others from some hip AA's.